All about my family
Isn't here. My wife is not mentioned by name for professional reasons - she has a rather sensitive job and doesn't want to have a Web presence of any kind. Pity, but fair enough. And yes, she does exist.
So, without any further adon't...
Joseph Samuel Woodhead Browning
Joe comes first because he's the oldest. He was born in May 1999 so at the time of writing he's nearly 14. He's currently (supposed to be) studying for GCSEs but outside school he's a musician (plays trombone, piano, and drums, and is a member of the Haringey Young Musicians Big Band, Stage Band and Orchestra) - he also swims for Haringey borough.
Eleanor Rosemary Woodhead Browning
Wel is the youngest (born December 2002, so ten-and-a-bit at the moment) and, I think even Joe would agree, the prettiest. She also plays music (violin and piano), and sings in the New London Children's Choir. Wel is also an artist and novelist - she's just completed her first book (!).